I check raise you two toosie rolls
Edit: Being a former beta tester in MMORPG's, wish I would have hung around to have Waffles pay me off for a World of Warcraft beta key
And say BRETT FARVE or TIFFANY MICHELE'S BREASTS ONE MORE TIME AND...
Edit to the edit: Why I love my wife part 47....
Wife: How much Captain Morgan do you have at home?
Me: There's two full handles (for the drinking inept that's 1.75 liters a piece)
Wife: Oh, well the one at the trailer is only half full so you might want to take the kids and get another handle at Costco
Me: Should I pick up a pallet of Diet Coke and a few bushels of lime to go with it?
Wife: No, go to Cub Foods for the Coke and lime since there's a coupon at home