You’re playing The $100,000 Pyramid with Dick Clark and you managed to take out Rachael Ray and some tall, handsome TV news director from Lafayette and move onto the bonus round. The crowd cheers as they play the little trumpeted theme song as you and Uncle Jesse from Full House (who is trying not to cry about losing one the hottest chicks in America) make your way to the padded circle to potentially win $25,000!!!!
The exchanges are intense as you fly through the first five boxes and then he gives the following clues:
A training bra (Things that are new?)
Poker chips (Things that you shuffle?)
Your mom’s soufflé (Things that you eat for dessert?)
The Tigers attempt to win the World Series (Things that cost you money?)
A bad joke (Things you punch people in the face for?)
Drizz’s attempt to channel Slaughter because he lost a bet to a certain A's fan again…
Things that falls flat!!!!
Uncle Jesse smiles for one microsecond as you celebrate your newly minted $25K, and then he dashes to his dressing room in tears hoping to see a nekkid Mystique again.
Primp All Night, Type All Day (my apologies to Mark Slaughter and his band, Mr. Speaker, and anyone who has the misfortune of reading this page)
Primp all night, Type all day
Primp all night, Type all day
When evening comes I am dressed to a T
I love to prowl around in the clubs, with hotties looking at me
It's the tequila that controls my mind
Now I've got the power of the Speaker
Awake from buy-in to bust
Watching the level changes
Chips are splashing down
Beers will be splashing down
Inside you and I
And when the morning comes
And I'll hold all the chicks
'Til the morning train ride
Everybody sing it now
Primp all night, type all day
Primp all night, type all day
That's right ladies
Driving down the Vegas strip
All alone
The casino signs
Are calling your name
Find me in the seven seat
Having the time of my life
You'd think you'd wanna do the same
Awake from buy-in to bust
Watching the level changes
Chips are splashing down
Beers will be splashing down
Inside you and I
And when the morning comes
And I'll hold all the chicks
'Til the morning train ride
Everybody sing it now
Primp all night, Type all day
Primp all night, Type all day
Driving down to the Bike
All in with my fluffy shirt
The sexy hair
Is calling your name
Find me with big stack
Having the time of my life
You'd think you'd wanna do the same
Awake from buy-in to bust
Watching the level changes
Chips are splashing down
Beers will be splashing down
Inside you and I
And when the morning comes
And I'll hold all the chicks
'Til the morning train ride
Primp all night, Type all day
Primp all night, Type all day
That's right ladies
Primp all night, Type all day
Come on, Come on gutshot draw!
Primp all night
Ah, maybe we can just stay up till the final table
Rounding twenty four hours a day
Awake from buy-in to bust
Watching the level changes
Chips are splashing down
Beers will be splashing down
Inside you and I
And when the morning comes
And I'll hold all the chicks
'Til the morning train ride
Everyone dial-a-shot now!
Primp all night, Type all day
Primp all night, Type all day
Come on, Come on flush draw!
Primp all night, Type all day
That's right ladies
Primp all night, Type all day
Primp all night.
Again my sincere apologies to my lack of musical and parodying skillz. I'll stick to losing at limit O8 and throwing out my back while doing yard work.
Thanks for dropping by, now please remind me next time to just say no when offered prop bets vs. the angry monkey, I never win.
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