I'd like to thanks the folks who dropped by our humble little state this weekend and experienced just how quickly the weather can change here.
By numbers if your will...
Number of miles on my car: 234
Number of miles driven with prescription sunglasses on at night: 37
Number of miles that I should have stayed downtown: 13
Number of dollars won at PAI GOW at Canterbury Park: 350
Number of dollars my wife gets to see: 0
Number of Newcastles while golfing with Speaker and Edinburgh USA: 5
Number of Newcastles I should have had: 3
Number of strokes on the front nine: 47
Number of strokes on the back nine: yeah about that many
Number of lost golf balls on Edinburgh USA's signature 17th: 4
Number of former volleyball teammates with third nipples I ran into downtown: 1
Number of hours of I was unaccounted for Friday night: 2
Number of slices of Pizza Luce's signature pizza I had: 9
Number of lesbians met: 5
Number of Sarah McLachlan songs Donkeypuncher sang with the lesbians: 2
Number of consecutive games of cornhole won: 11
Number of visits to Sexworld: 1
Number of visits to Sexword that I remember: 0
Number of longest drive on Saturday at Theo Wirth (in yards): 342
Number of times I flexed afterwards: 3
Number of final winning score at Theo Wirth: 94
Number of visits this year to downtown prior to Summit: 2
Number of trips downtown this weekend: 6
Number of chicken wings consumed from Runyon's on Wednesday night: 23
Number of mustache rides offered by women: 2
Number of dollars won by fading A's rookie Chris Carter: 5
Number of beers consumed on Friday: dont ask
Number of Captain n' Cokes consumed on Friday: *whistles*
Number of friends I'll miss until December rolls around: too many
Come back soon folks, even if it's while here on business for a quick slice at Pizza Luce or a pint.
2 comments:
Kinda disappointed there wasn't a "Number of longest drives lost to the golfer who hadn't picked up a club in 8 years" category. I really like that one.
You could have made a lot of money with prop bets!
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