2a (3b - c) = number of minutes to get your ass out of bed after children have awaken
a = hotness of woman or male you are dreaming about (mine shown below)
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b = Number of days since you last had sex
c = Ability of your children to treat you like a WCW extra while you're still trying to hold on to that dream until Megan Fox declares you the best she's ever had for the 14th time
Enjoy the weekend folks, I'll be covering the Sunday Warm-up tomorrow, and may be taking a week of at the Bullseye for a little tourney series over at PokerStars (114 tournaments?!?!!?) called SCOOP. Hope to see you there.