Just remember who set the trend before the South African even stepped up to the first tee at Augusta National.
This guy.
Not really, I thought Bo Van Pelt and the rest of the crew from the Grand Ole Opry would gank the green jacket yesterday.
I looked up this morning and saw it was April already meaning time is not exactly slowing down for this multi-tasking white boy, but at I can open the windows now without fear of catching frostbite while typing up the Sunday Warm-up wrap at PokerStarsBlog. Or mindless entertainment from DragonAge 2 which will be in place until the poker gods decide to stop the spankings that would make a submissive scream the safety word. January to Mid-March = Awesome, Mid-March to yesterday = fuck you very much
Subtle.
See? Poker whines can be condensed to small packages in which you owe no one a dollar and they don't hop screens to read about Paris Hilton's new favorite orifice to hide crack rocks on TMZ. If I can find my Flip camera, I'll try to post a wonderful short documentary on How to Survive a Mexican Bathroom by drunk Drizz in which I don't remember a thing and my wife's photos from Facebook were the only reminder that I was there. That and some bruises from trying to arm wrestle with a beefed-up gringo slinging $2 movies named Jhonny. Oh, and extending my reach of degeneracy to the younger aged members on Nuevo Progresso as seen below:
It's no Mr. Cashman, but the slot machine does pay out just not to me
I put in a dollar (12 pesos) and sadly did not win enough to feed the multitude of beggers along the streets. But I did have enough for a Mexican Mojito which consist of nothing but alcohol with a faint splash of club soda. Faint as in pouring as long as your four year old's attention span while Phineas and Ferb are on and you're trying to ask them what they'd like for dinner.
Good day.
3 comments:
If your whine is not costing you at least five bucks you are not doing it right. Just sayin'
Confirmation Word: Wineh.
Schwartz in the hole? Why would you want to put the black in the hole? Sure you ain't wanting to put your shvantz in the hole? Probably more fun.
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