Here's a summer poker night summary that's pretty common for me during the work week:
Marvel at my ability to only take 45 minutes to get Wyatt asleep (that's sarcasm folks)
Kiss wife good night, stare at her ass when she exits the room
Think unpure thoughts
Log into computer Helllllllllllllllllllo Shana Hiatt Wallpaper!!!
Try to psyche self up to deposit enough into a site to play my regular $100 or $200 PLO8 or NLHE cash games
Realize the time, pat self on the back for not starting to play
Log on to three different poker sites to see if there's any money left
Look at tomorrow's lines for the baseball games
IM Speaker before betting on the A's to see if he's watching the game
Railbird random blogger tournament that started before I could log on
Log into IRC #WPBT
Read most recent bad beat story by Helixx
Wish I was in Vegas with these fine folks
Hop into a low limit game with bloggers
Remember why I enjoy poker once again
Win or lose the equivilent of a pack of Juicy Fruit
Think about purchasing Juicy Fruit at work to celebrate crushing the penny tables for 15BBs
Play in micro limit tourney
Curse to self about not winning a coin flip
Railbird the high stakes game at Full Tilt
Marvel at the total disregard Matusow has for money
Ask Bobby for porn searching tips
Grab kleenex
Watch the ending of some 90's movie that I've seen 15 times
Wow, Denzel is sexy!
Look at clock, curse self again for staying up
Say goodbyes, log off
Listen to wife snore
Stare at glow-in-the-dark star stickers left by the previous owner
Drift into a deep sleep hoping there will be no two a.m. wake up call by Kyra (and she's been sleeping thru the night lately YEAAAAA!)
Once softball is finished for the year, I'll get back on the saddle about playing "seriously" and be able to post a little more pokery content. But until then you'll have to put up with the arguementive regurgitation that flies out of my mouth into the cyberspace.
Thanks for dropping by, now if anyone has some tips for getting a toddler to bed without causing a level 24 migraine headache. I'm all ears, well whatever is left of my hearing at least.
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