The daily reality show about Anna Nicole's death (see any Hollyweird "TV Magazine" show or E!)
A show about Posh Spice picking out a new ottoman for her recliner while she thinks about finally eating a sandwich this week.
Taking a big gulp of orange juice when you were expecting milk.
Make sure you're keeping up with the Pokernews crew for their L.A. Classic coverage... JC Tran continues to lead but WSOP Main Event runner up Paul Wasicka is close behind in second. Daddy-approved CHOW GANG! has made another WPT final table, he's the short stack when the cameras light up today for the final table.
Thanks for dropping by, now do I really have to acknowledge that Maigrey's pep talk with me last month about not taking shots without having the proper bankroll to not care about a few stackings helped me have a solid in-the-black month on the cash game tables in February?
Say it ain't so. I hate it when she's right.
And if you've been living under one of Anna Nicole's 100% real tities... Iggy is back and ubering under the old, ratty blanket that puts a smile on your face and a stripper in your lap while you dream. Welcome back Guinness and Poker damnit!