I should be sitting with a permanent case of blue balls today but the doc had to postpone it till next week. As I told DP last night, I was fairly close to sliding the doc $100 if he'd explain to my wife that blowjobs are the easiest way to get rid of the unwanted sperm for the three months following the surgery.
Instead of lying here wearing my jock strap while munching on a McGriddle with the door locked to prevent unwanted headbutts to the less then fertile boys below, I'm whining about my luck this week while playing the usual blogger tourneys:
Tourneys entered: 3
Final tables: 2
Final table bubbles: 1
Total amount of time spent playing: 9 hours
Total amount spent: $35
Total amount won: $0
Guess the poker karma gods knew the snip would get rescheduled too. The reschedule was also welcome due to a link I fully got to enjoy before the kids woke up this morning on FlipChip's run around the AVN Adult Expo.
The man knows his boobies as seen by a couple of perfect side boob shots. Go check em out on the Poker Prof's site.
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