A word from a potty training child:
"If you are a male and going to piss in a public restroom stall, I would be most graceful after telling my father four different times that I have to go while he's enjoying a perfectly crafted queso chicken burrito that he doesn't have to spend time each time its a false alarm cleaning up your inability to lift the seat in the upright position thus eliminating your porn star cum shot aiming deficiency of your tiny two inch dick that can't hit the water."
"It would also prevent daddy from teaching me new four letter words."
Kyra Vegas (Age 2)
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