Wednesday, April 01, 2009

An Excuse to Post a Keeley Hazell Picture

Four days to Vegas. Interest ramping, sleeping failing, full-blown porn slapper euphoria soon-to-come.

Anyone need a job? (NOT a cruel April Fools Joke, I'll leave that to the pros):

Lead Business Analyst:

Masters degree in Mathematics or Statistics
Minimum 6-8 years business experience
Minimum 3-4 years SAS experience
Proven problem solving, analytical, listening and communication skills
Ability to manage ambiguity
Demonstrated organizational, planning, and time management skills
Proven ability to collaborate with all partners
Ability to establish direction and manage team workload
Ability to drive change and execute

Let me know if there's any quadratic g33k's out there who are interested.
If you don't read Kissing Suzy Kolber for NFL news, make this post of a Tom Brady, Gisele, and Bridget threesome your first post.


Add aerobics instructor to list of people you should never utter the words "you're not challenging me".

My hopes are the bottle of ibuprophen I'll be downing today quell half of the pain as I whine like a 4-year old with a hangnail.
In case you need to know this is what an aerobics instructor may look like (click thru to see pics):

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