Bet against the Vikes today. No team is worst against the Giants/away/outdoors. If there was such a thing as a lock, this is as close as it gets.
I love my Purple People Eaters, but too many factors going against them today, including Love Boat Smoot being out.
Here's some picks that are sure to hurt your wallets today:
2 team parlays:
Pats -3, Giants -9
Cards +3.5, Colts -18.5
5 team parlay:
Single team bet:
49ers +13 (stop laughing)
3 team 12 point teaser teaser:
I got a squirrel stuck in my chimney with no way getting it out. The poor thing is making some sickly noises :(