Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I Came, But Nothing Went

I flop quads.
I suckout once.
I fold for two hours.
I won nothing.

Best. Tourney. Re-Cap. Ever.

If someone doesn't shuttle me to the Rio to give reports like that at the WSOP they're throwing away gold bricks at the rate of Al throwing away handles of SoCo.

Just one question for those of you who have blemished this Earth with their spawn, thus creating another degenerate gambler who will kick the WSOP's ass in 10-20 years, and cause the decay of our nation according to the holy rollers out there:

How did you deal with the shock of the first time you noticed your father's/mother's voice coming out of your mouth when punishing your kid?

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