Striking Out

There is hope for those still dreaming of sweeping uberhottie Megan Fox off her feet as the 90210 guy pulled an Uncle Jessie and lost the model:

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox attend Maxim's 8th Annual Hot 100 Party on May 16, 2007.

Us Magazine Megan Fox and fiance Brian Austin Green have split, Usmagazine.com has learned."The relationship had run its course," an insider tells Us exclusively. "It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends."

Fox, 22 (who'll reprise her role as Mikaela in this Junes sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Fox's Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now are both focusing on their careers," the source adds.Us Weekly has more details on their shocking split. Pick up the new issue, on stands tomorrow.

I may have finally found someone to replace Ms. Lohan in my twisted dreams.

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On a side note, my wife has gotten me into the gym again after six year of not lifting or working out. Future prop betting drunken arm wrestlers beware.

Oh, as a result of said gym-going... I have a new profound respect for female aerobic instructors. Not just for the way they make paisley colored lyrca form into accidential stiffy inducing states for ogling male not unlike myself. But for the sheer endurance exhibited while doing something called a "Strike" class with my wife yesterday.

This morning a wheelchair may be needed despite a 0.00 BAC.

I'll Take "Things That Shouldn't Matter" for $400, Alex

More nauseating:

The daily reality show about Anna Nicole's death (see any Hollyweird "TV Magazine" show or E!)

or

A show about Posh Spice picking out a new ottoman for her recliner while she thinks about finally eating a sandwich this week.

or

Taking a big gulp of orange juice when you were expecting milk.

Make sure you're keeping up with the Pokernews crew for their L.A. Classic coverage... JC Tran continues to lead but WSOP Main Event runner up Paul Wasicka is close behind in second. Daddy-approved CHOW GANG! has made another WPT final table, he's the short stack when the cameras light up today for the final table.

Thanks for dropping by, now do I really have to acknowledge that Maigrey's pep talk with me last month about not taking shots without having the proper bankroll to not care about a few stackings helped me have a solid in-the-black month on the cash game tables in February?

Say it ain't so. I hate it when she's right.

And if you've been living under one of Anna Nicole's 100% real tities... Iggy is back and ubering under the old, ratty blanket that puts a smile on your face and a stripper in your lap while you dream. Welcome back Guinness and Poker damnit!