Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Things That Lower Your IQ

Who doesn't like seeing Daisy Duke in daisy duke's? The Cincinnati Pops that's who.

Actually Bo and Luke were going to drop by for some porchlight singin' and moonshine slingin' but since political correctness trumps common sense they were sent back to Hazard county before Uncle Jesse could wag a finger.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did the Duke boys ever broach the slavery issue just because of the confederate flag painted on top of the General Lee?

What's next, not being able to obtain toilet paper without assistance?

Because wiping your own ass might become one of the few things you won't need a permission slip for.

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