Not gonna back up or bust off some horrible white boy rappin' due to moving desks this morning and finding a mountain of TPS reports awaiting in the new digs.
I'm going to pretend I didn't watch that near-disaster last night at the Metrodome (Fielder hits an inside the park home run? ANY Fielder hitting an inside the park home run would have to be at the Church's parking lot ball field with a run-until-they-get-it-rule).
As a consolation to Brew Crew fans, you almost made Lew Ford cry in his post-game interview.
Sun will come out tomorrow, as it sure the hell isn't today.