Where were this chick's prayers when I needed them tonight????
Why do women need to be cryptic about what they want? Maybe spell it out on a sign for us?
Any yes, pocket aces do still turn on the ladies.
And when trying to bluff, using this shirt to announce the strength of your hand may be counter-productive. And you should be called out for taking extra packets of ketchup home from your job as the mayo spreader at Wendy's.
(the above links may be slightly NSFW)
Another disasterous night on the felt with only one cash in 6 tourneys. If anyone sees my luck floating in a Cap'n Coke nearby please ship it back to the North Star state. I do miss it like car sex and 16 hour mid-week naps.