Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Assholes: Everyone Has One

Main Entry: jour·nal·ist
Pronunciation: -n&-listFunction: noun
1 a : a person engaged in journalism; especially : a writer or editor for a news medium
b : a writer who aims at a mass audience
2 : a person who keeps a journal

Main Entry: jour·nal·ism
Pronunciation: 'j&r-n&-"li-z&m
Function: noun
1 a : the collection and editing of news for presentation through the media
b : the public press
c : an academic study concerned with the collection and editing of news or the management of a news medium
2 a : writing designed for publication in a newspaper or magazine
b : writing characterized by a direct presentation of facts or description of events without an attempt at interpretation
c : writing designed to appeal to current popular taste or public interest

Main Entry: 130 Pounds of Fury
Pronunciation: F – Tr - ain
Function: Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, Exclamation, Gambler

1a: Systematically destroys the 10-20 and 20-40 limit hold em’ games at the Borgata
2a: Manages to give away stacks to Dawn Summers at “Crackhouse Games” (see: “New York Donkey Poker” definition entry)
3a: Calls out “Journalist” for silly things like “not fact checking”

Well played sir. Well played.

Make F-Train’s open letter to CBS Sportsline your just ate the last cruller read at work and see as he describes, who is the true enemy behind our beloved game getting pushed underground.

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