Why must they have the ladies bathroom on the left on the first floor, then magically switch it to the right side on the second floor?
Don't they know there's idiots like myself that will blindly walk in without checking the helpful stick person sign?
Hope the ladies enjoyed the awesome Mongolian stir fry I had last night.
Happy Valentines Day to all, even if you're not celebrating it with someone, be sure to make use of that peppermint lotion and half handle of booze tonight its a lead pipe lock way to get lucky and a hell of a lot cheaper then a dozen roses and five course meal at some hard to pronounce snooty restaurant that will give you a $354.56 belly full of gas and make anal sex rather uncomfortable.
Enjoy the twenty-five cent box of candy hearts instead.