DP's recent foray into parenthood has inspired my sister's kid to start making its way into this world sometime this morning/afternoon.
I'll be a uncle by the end of the day, maybe the kid would like some foam dice from my soon-to-be-closed PartyPoker Player's Club account? Which reminds me, I need to clear out those points on t-shirts, cards, and maybe a jacket before they cut off the purchases.
If all goes well at the hospital today, I may try to sneak home to play in the Wheatie tonight and give away more of my quickly depleting funds at PokerStars.
Be back tommorrow when the shock of someone having sex with my baby sister wears off and maybe a few cute, freshly branded kid pics will appear here.